Now that Pre-Season is in full effect, one can only assume that you too are anxiously awaiting the first week of September. You spend your nights dreaming of entire Sunday's packed into overly crowded, noisy bars or sprawled across a living room couch paralyzed by some sort of pizza and beer induced coma. Your eyes are transfixed on 100 yards of white lines, bad calls and that Same. Stupid. Commercial. You CAN NOT WAIT for the opening of the NFL's Regular Season! No? Well, if this doesn't sound like you, here are ten reason that may make you change your mind:
MILES AUSTIN
Dallas Cowboys #19, Position: WR, Height: 6-2, Age: 27
DAVID CARR
NY Giants #8, Position: QB, Height: 6-3, Age: 32
JAY CUTLER
Chicago Bears #6, Position: QB, Height: 6-3, Age: 28
ERIC DECKER
Denver Broncos #87, Position: WR, Height: 6-3, Age 24
MIKE HARTLINE
Indianapolis Colts #9, Position: QB, Height: 6-6, Age: 23
CAM NEWTON
Carolina Panthers #1, Position: QB, Height: 6-5, Age: 22
DREW STANTON
Detroit Lions #5, Position: QB, Height: 6-3, Age: 27
GOLDEN TATE
Seattle Seahawks #81, Position: WR, Height: 5-10, Age: 23
TIM TEBOW
Denver Broncos #15, Position: QB, Height: 6-3, Age: 24
JOHN PARKER WILSON
Atlanta Falcons #4, Position: QB, Height: 6-2, Age: 25
Please note: There are many others that could have been included in this list- Either of the Manning brothers, Tony Romo, Reggie Bush, Drew Brees etc.- However, the most obvious of the absent, New England Patriot Tom Brady, will NOT be on ANY list until he CUTS HIS HAIR. I mean honestly, Gisele, help the man out.
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